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Rusty Nail

Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.
Johnny was dumbfounded when he awoke in the morning to see his penis resembling a rusty nail.
by Bruce S Johnson September 4, 2009
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Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.
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The act of performing anal sex and urinating at the same time. Upon removal resembles a rusty nail.
by Fishdik April 26, 2011
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A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.
"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."
by Mr. Hardware August 25, 2008
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Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.
Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.
by Ephraim Bard January 15, 2011
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Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.
"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".
by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017
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Rusty Nailz

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016
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