To have the Russians. To be on (her, my) Russians.
To have (the, her, my) Russians going on.
Meaning: the condition of a menstruating woman; to have (her, my) periods.
The analogy is believed to come from the color of blood as compared to the red color, the dominant communist color during the Soviet era. It may also come from the fact these circumstances may appear annoying at first, although are not an obstacle or true inconvenience, when the situation calls for it (such as the need or craving for doing sports or having sex).
To have (the, her, my) Russians going on.
Meaning: the condition of a menstruating woman; to have (her, my) periods.
The analogy is believed to come from the color of blood as compared to the red color, the dominant communist color during the Soviet era. It may also come from the fact these circumstances may appear annoying at first, although are not an obstacle or true inconvenience, when the situation calls for it (such as the need or craving for doing sports or having sex).
(1)
- She would not do it that night, dude...
- Why is that ?
- She said she had the Russians going on...
- Too bad indeed. Mine wouldn't mind about that.
(2)
- I'd rather give you a blow than let you mess with my Russians
(3)
- Let's go have fun at my place, babe!
- Dude, you turn me on so bad I can't say no to that... Must tell ya though.. I got the Russians going on tonight, is that OK ?
- Absolutely! I'm gonna go kick their ass big time. Not an issue for me plus you're so hot I can't help it.
(4)
Jessica : Are you joining us in the pool or what?
Jennifer : Russians going on. Day 2. I'd rather not today.
(5)
Whitney: Taking the pill got my Russians under control.
- She would not do it that night, dude...
- Why is that ?
- She said she had the Russians going on...
- Too bad indeed. Mine wouldn't mind about that.
(2)
- I'd rather give you a blow than let you mess with my Russians
(3)
- Let's go have fun at my place, babe!
- Dude, you turn me on so bad I can't say no to that... Must tell ya though.. I got the Russians going on tonight, is that OK ?
- Absolutely! I'm gonna go kick their ass big time. Not an issue for me plus you're so hot I can't help it.
(4)
Jessica : Are you joining us in the pool or what?
Jennifer : Russians going on. Day 2. I'd rather not today.
(5)
Whitney: Taking the pill got my Russians under control.
by Frankitou February 05, 2010
A nation of mongol-raped descendants.
With current male population of alcoholics and sissy, behind-the-tanks hiding bitches who think courage is all about making war with tanks against fists.
With current female population of world's cheapest whores and high self-esteem bitches, who take things for granted and usually settle for some hairy dicks up their asses in the end, cause their male counterparts are impotents.
Some world-class hypocrites who feel respect comes only through fear and would better starve their own children to death and die themselves than enter into an actually win-win deal with another "inferior" nation. The logic's simple: "I will suffer, but they will suffer more".
A nation of pathologically retarded-minded people, who did not have a single worthy ruler of Russian descent throughout the history, but still remain to be one of the most racist people on earth who think it's OK for them to go to the Russian part of the Caucasus mountains for rest, but deny pass to Moscow to the Caucasian citizens of their own mother-fuck'n'-land.
A nation of a very strong inferiority complex, who owe the largest portion of their scientific achievements to their citizens or ex-citizens of Jewish descent but yet remain to be massively antisemitic.
With current male population of alcoholics and sissy, behind-the-tanks hiding bitches who think courage is all about making war with tanks against fists.
With current female population of world's cheapest whores and high self-esteem bitches, who take things for granted and usually settle for some hairy dicks up their asses in the end, cause their male counterparts are impotents.
Some world-class hypocrites who feel respect comes only through fear and would better starve their own children to death and die themselves than enter into an actually win-win deal with another "inferior" nation. The logic's simple: "I will suffer, but they will suffer more".
A nation of pathologically retarded-minded people, who did not have a single worthy ruler of Russian descent throughout the history, but still remain to be one of the most racist people on earth who think it's OK for them to go to the Russian part of the Caucasus mountains for rest, but deny pass to Moscow to the Caucasian citizens of their own mother-fuck'n'-land.
A nation of a very strong inferiority complex, who owe the largest portion of their scientific achievements to their citizens or ex-citizens of Jewish descent but yet remain to be massively antisemitic.
Russians: A nation that will sooner eat their own shit than simply admit the obvious that the "western world" is simply better in all aspects: political, economical, cultural, humanitarian, educational .... in other words FUCK NAZI-COMMUNIST NATION OF INGRATES THAT ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
by RUSSIANPATRIOT January 20, 2011
by Epson WorkForce Pro WF-4720 December 16, 2020
Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"
Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"
*muggers back away*
Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"
*muggers back away*
by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 28, 2010
Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009
by Hi There :D July 19, 2010