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Roanoke Catholic School

the happiest place in the world full of weird people, rainbows, and lots and lots of asians. Seriously where do they keep coming from??? Where pat patterson rules all with a sturdy hand assisted by his trusty sidekick Senora Futrell. Beware of the evil one known as Mrs. V who resides there, searching out innocent students with their shirtails untucked. Where the obys are a wee bit too touchy.. and unattractive. S.O.S. (also known as R.C.S.)
Dude! what is this place???
Oh! thats Roanoke Catholic School!

Awesome.
by onesies&company February 18, 2011
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Roanoke College

Roanoke College is a private school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful men and women. About 80% of students that go to Roanoke come from boarding schools or private schools. Roanoke provides a very well respected and prestigious education to those who attend. Although it may be costly, a degree from roanoke helps you make a lot of money. Roanoke is a beautiful school that is also very big on greek life. Most of the students that attend are involved in a sorority/fraternity. There is always something to do on campus and the rich kids know how to party hard. Roanoke is a great private schools in the country along with Washington & Lee, Elon, Wake Forest, and Hollins.
Roanoke graduate: I graduated from Roanoke College

Employer: you're hired!
by collegeviewer April 7, 2011
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Roanoke Rapids

The half way point between NY and FL. Commonly known as Redneck rapids b/c of the retards doing the Sonic 500. It has an empty building with a few stores that ppl call a mall...but its not. The "hang out" place in town is walmart. The only place of sanity is Starbucks.
You can not get away from ro rap ppl. No matter where u go, it never fails that you see someone from Roanoke Rapids.
by R.B. May 7, 2005
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Roanoke College

Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.
by Noke Gal October 22, 2004
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Roanoke College

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.
"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"
by prettyboyo4 June 20, 2006
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Roanoke College

Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.
Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?

Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class

Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck
by GoNoke2 March 15, 2011
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Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.
When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.
by bustamove April 6, 2005
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