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Rowling is shooting someone in the head repeatedly with a Battle Rifle in Halo 2 or 3.
"Oh snap! He got Rowled!"

"Man you are rowling people all over the place today!"
Rowling by Kypster28 October 2, 2009
Verb. To claim that one is not bigoted while repeatedly making bigoted remarks.
That woman claims not to be transphobic but she keeps rowling out hateful remarks with every tweet.
Rowling by Volcanic September 15, 2020
A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.
Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"
Rowling by AberGirl March 13, 2022
Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.
Rowling by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023
someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're too disappointed to even say their name, particularly when referring to transphobes.
"I thought he was nice but turns out, he's such a Rowling. I'm glad I cut him off, I don't need that type of negativity in my life."
Rowling by Cloudthehomo January 26, 2023
Rowling: someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name (unspeakable disappointment)
A: Did you hear what that rowling did?
B: No, I didn’t. What was it?
A: It’s unspeakable what that TRANSPHOBE did…
Rowling by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023