The biggest club of Rotterdam. Feyenoord fans might disagree, but honestly who cares about them. Also home of world class footballers, like Abdou Harroui and Maduka Okoye
by NotJoshuasSparta May 30, 2021
A Rotterdam Casserole is the act of farting under your bedclothes, usually a duvet or something nice and thick, followed by your sticking your head (or your partners) under the sheets to allow the savouring of such a wonderful smell - it also gives your partner a chance to guess what you may have had for lunch :)
Man (to his wife): Have you ever had a rotterdam casserole before?
Wife: No, what's it like?
Man: Here, I'll make you one... (Farts loudly under the duvet and lifts it up over his wife's head)
Wife: Oh, you dirty bastard!
Wife: No, what's it like?
Man: Here, I'll make you one... (Farts loudly under the duvet and lifts it up over his wife's head)
Wife: Oh, you dirty bastard!
by AssViper December 8, 2010
First, slather your johnson with freshly ground ginger and add cayenne pepper to taste. Next, find a sturdy young stallion and gently mount him. While he is grazing, suddenly and powerfully penetrate him from behind while keeping a firm grip on his buttocks. He should be off like a shot. Hang on for the ride of your life.
Steve: The other day I saw this horse so I had myself a good old rotterdam rough rider
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro
by P3RV-E November 6, 2014
by AnontheCanon July 27, 2020
Rotterdam is the most toxic low vibrational place in existence. This place will try to remove your wings if you have them and if you have dutch consiousness you might pick up the energy of cursing in the word cancer never go here if you want to find yourself. In jesus name amen
Friends : HEY LETS GO TO ROTTERDAM THERES ALOT OF SHOPS WE CAN BIY CLOTHERS
Jesus : no you cant find god there sorry.
Jesus : no you cant find god there sorry.
by A light being of god May 12, 2023
A city in the Netherlands where the women tug their hair like they're trying to prove it won't fall out.
And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout.
The whole place is pickled and the people are pickles for sure but no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a jar because it’s Rotterdam, though it could be Liverpool or Rome.
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone.
And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful but when blondes and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful.
And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares.
They’re like Battle khaki personality with red underwear
And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout.
The whole place is pickled and the people are pickles for sure but no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a jar because it’s Rotterdam, though it could be Liverpool or Rome.
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone.
And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful but when blondes and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful.
And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares.
They’re like Battle khaki personality with red underwear
Jaqui- Hey Paul lets go to Rotterdam!
Paul- But it’s just like Liverpool and that’s closer you gay twat!
Paul- But it’s just like Liverpool and that’s closer you gay twat!
by Mansjanfuturk December 18, 2022