Roasted like EVA

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.

Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!

by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Roster Stalk

Roster Stalking is useful when attempting to determine the name of a classmate with whom you have never spoken. It is performed by perusing the online roster of a class, and then typing those names into Facebook until you recognize the picture of the person you are trying to find. A useful tool, but can quickly devolve into creeping.

I dunno, better Roster Stalk her.

by smangin ben January 6, 2011

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

rusted root

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010