up your (my) ronson

Rhyming slang for "up your arse"

Ronson lighter = Shiter

A once popular brand of cigarette lighter, Ronson lighters are still sought after. Many fine examples of Ronson lighters can be found on eBay.

"For all the good it did, I might as well have shoved it up your (my) ronson"!

by Xpectation April 16, 2007

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

Ronsoned

To cover a well-loved, classic song in a lounge, novelty or parping style engineered to simultaneously infuriate fans of the original and spread over the airwaves like green algae.

I see that All Along The Watchtower got Ronsoned

by Emily Mackay December 9, 2008

Ronson lighter

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style

The Ronson Lighter

See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .

Ronson Lighter

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Ronsoned

To cover a well-loved, classic song in a lounge, novelty or parping style engineered to simultaneously infuriate fans of the original and spread over the airwaves like green algae.

I see that All Along The Watchtower got Ronsoned

by Emily Mackay September 23, 2007

Ronson Hendry

Ronson Hendry is THE sigma who is a strange species of man. He is Eminem. Mom spaghetti. 👩. He is a great Spooner. He is the rizzliest rizzly bear🐻.

Wow bro that sigma has to be Ronson Hendry

by Cap'nCrunch October 25, 2023