a cool girl who loves to sing and is a very intellegent person. she is sometimes ignorant, but that doesnt mean she aint smart. she is short, and gorgeous. mexicans are often attracted to her, as are blacks. she says herself she looks like a black girl, though she is whiter than paper. Roni is an awesome person you should know.
guy: did you see that girl? she can sing like no other, an she looks like a sexy lady.
guy 2: dude, shes a TOTAL Roni!!
guy 2: dude, shes a TOTAL Roni!!
by Truthteller is my name June 30, 2009
A Roni is a very talented gamer and excells in any game he/she touches. They tend to only spend a small amount of time in each game yet seem to easily enter the leaderboards. They also tend to have amazing social lifes and many irl friends.
by UrbanPedia October 17, 2020
A very pretty girl that is ussaly stalked by boys because she so beatifull, and fun most guys want to be with her cause she has such a great smile and an amazing basket ball player.
by Cobinsmith June 22, 2010
Short for Coronavirus, also known as Beer Bug or Boomer Flu with reference to the brand Pasta Roni
Originally Invented by the Chinese, Pasta Roni was popularized by the Italians
Originally Invented by the Chinese, Pasta Roni was popularized by the Italians
Trumps out there shaking hands and spreading the Roni
or
I cant be sick right now, I cant catch the Roni
or
I cant be sick right now, I cant catch the Roni
by Roni Rascal March 19, 2020
A dumbass 15 years old jewish Israeli boy. Not so funny but funny enough.
Not so lucky but lucky enough.
Not so smart.
Loves his dog, loves his lizard, and loves a random guy from Jerusalem.
A hardcore gamer🤭
Not so lucky but lucky enough.
Not so smart.
Loves his dog, loves his lizard, and loves a random guy from Jerusalem.
A hardcore gamer🤭
by ilysme_ September 29, 2023
The sexyest sexxy sex sex man with a Insanely Huuuge Badonk also known as a fat ass. Roni is is increadible sexy sex sex
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by RoniAidynsNudePhotos April 15, 2021
by Ouffffff June 16, 2020