ronaldinho

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?
Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.
Pepe: That fucking horse can play!
Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

by footballfanatico April 11, 2006

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Ronaldinho

Overrated skill merchant who is more an image than a footballer. Kids or people with no football knowledge got him in top 10 while but he doesn't make top 30

"Ronaldinho is better than Zidane" - this sentence is one of the first signs of autism

by SmartManWithFootballKnowledge March 18, 2021

ronaldinho

The fabulous Brazilian footballer whos buck teeth are big enough to scare Louis Cook

Ronaldinho teeth are bigger than buck Loui

by Bendover hahahahaha! March 04, 2005

ronaldinho-ed

When uve just been beaten baaad at football (soccer)

"mate, you just got ronaldinho-ed"

by Rizzlees September 03, 2006

youtube ronaldinho

A football player that has not won anything in his career, but numerous video clips in youtube entitled "the next ronaldinho" represent him as a magician on the ball, and a very skillful player. In fact, the player is overrated and not good enough to be compared to Ronny.

Albert Riera is such a youtube ronaldinho. I bet a hundred bucks that he will be total shit at Liverpool.

by Hacho August 27, 2008

Ronaldinho Soccer 64

there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer

Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again

by Mika, the harbinger of chaos May 09, 2020