Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.

"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

by canadianbacon11 October 28, 2008

Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Mud Wrestling

Commencing in intense intercourse after both parties have shit on the bed and proceed to fuck in once’s feces.

Me and the boys are going to go Rocky Mountain Mud Wrestling after school.

by FERDA69BOIS April 5, 2021

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.

Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

by D'Nasty January 29, 2006

rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.

she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.

by Agang26 March 25, 2009