robbing the coffin

Having a relationship with someone who is considerably older than one's self, sometimes in an effort to gain from life insurance policies of the nearly deceased.

Becky's boyfriend is 78 years old. She is robbing the coffin.

by A Concerned Citizen July 12, 2004

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

grave robbing

When a girl (or a guy) goes out with someone significantly older than them with significantly more money than they have. Commonly done in the hopes that they pass away and leave you with the loot. A bit like a gold digger but with less morals and more purpose.

Anna Nicole Smith and Texan Oil Billionaire - go figure, she's a graverobber.

by Ricardo Ford May 14, 2004

Cradle robbing

dating or hitting on someone younger than you. When a 17 year olds hits on 14 year old.

Tim was hitting on some 14 year old last night, now i call that cradle robbing.

by Chapstickwoman February 14, 2006

Robbing Men

Hes gonna wake up and be like WTF. YEAH CAUSE THE BITCH WAS A (T Word). Oh yeah, you want to f**k me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel," then drug and rob them.

Friend: Did you see Cardi B robbing men?
You: yes. She also drugs them too

by ChampagneBarbie March 5, 2021

Robbing It

The act of using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Cum Hooding it", "Cum Pouching it", and "Cumveloping it".

Rob was "Robbing It" because his mom threw out his dream catcher and he didn't want to get his new bed sheets dirty.

One of my favourite things to do to avoid a mess is to be "Robbing It". That way, it just stays in my cum hood and I don't have to worry getting it everywhere.

by John Littlewolf November 5, 2009

Robbing it

To dance so unbelievably well that no matter what shape or size you are you become a pussy magnet.

I was Robbing it so hard last night that I was up to my knees in gash.

by SaturdayNightRob January 18, 2023