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road rage 

A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"

Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
road rage by psiscott April 26, 2006
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road rage 

ROADRAGE:the situation in which u get so fuckin angry at the slow fucks, u scream (muffled, so no one can hear), u honk, nd u may even ram the fucker with ur car..happens at the worst time..
Stacy: *screamin at the top of her lungs* bitch, do ya like it in da ass cuz thats where my car will go if u dont move it, u dumb fuck!
Tony: whoa gurl u sure got a lot of road rage.
road rage by JeffreyDaGiraffe January 9, 2009

Road rage 

I am bad at road rage
Road rage by 459395 June 1, 2023

Road Rage 

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time
Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!
Road Rage by James Lowe June 18, 2004

road rage 

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road

Road rage 

Tijmen is road rage itself
Road rage by AniTheFur August 28, 2023

Road Rage Rug Burn 

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.