by SchiteStack March 5, 2017
Get the Road Rage mug.The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015
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Road Rage is a term that cover a broad range of behaviors that people exibit when they get pissed off while driving and tear shit up, smash other peoples cars, smash their own car and sometimes they will get out and beat the shit out of someone or they may get their own ass kicked (which cures some road rage). Basically a very stupid thing to do unless you video it and share on Youtube then it is okay.
Man I saw this guy get out of an 18 wheeler cause he had road rage and wanted to kick this scooter drivers ass but the scooter driver beat the shit out of the trucker but in the end the trucker caught back up with him and just ran the scooter over with the dude still riding it... Whats that? Oh yes it was very funny and fuck that guy why should I have helped him? He was under a truck okay....
by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
Get the Road Rage mug.A term often misused by the media describing an individual who is angry that someone cut him off or when a merge hopper passes or darts in front of him.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Under some circumstances, the rager is actually the total dick; the aggressive driver. When someone nearly kills you with some sort of punk ass reckless driving move, your rage should NOT be coined "road rage," just as your rage at someone pointing a gun at you wouldn't be coined such or considered abnormal.
Scott: "I was driving along with my newborn and son in the car and this merge hopper darts in front of me. I had to SLAM on my brakes! My kids nearly went flying out of their child seats! I freaked! If the fucking media was there, they would have plastered it all over the 6 o'oclock as a "road rage" incident!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
Max: "I hear you dude, its like the asshole pointed a gun at your kids heads and was pulling the trigger. He could have killed you all. I would have been pissed man, the media would have been there alright....doing the LEAD on a murder investigation!!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the road rage mug.The act of road rage from someone who threatens you on the highway then quickly gets off at the next exit .
by Donvito2112 April 2, 2022
Get the road rage chihuahua mug.Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.
Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!
Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!
Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"
by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019
Get the Montréal Road Rage mug.When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)
Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!
Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.
Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!
Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.
Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!
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