Common term for a work colleague (often male) who displays one or more of the following traits:
- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to work each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on colleagues whenever something goes wrong and throws them in front of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘one direction’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘obviously’ and ‘key’, even when something isn’t obvious, or even remotely relevant for that matter.
- Is paid in the order of 300% above industry standards for other people of similar aptitude and intelligence
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little rizzlers’ to do his bidding
- Has every edition of GQ committed to memory
- Occasionally murders German backpackers and stores them under his floorboards
- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to work each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on colleagues whenever something goes wrong and throws them in front of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘one direction’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘obviously’ and ‘key’, even when something isn’t obvious, or even remotely relevant for that matter.
- Is paid in the order of 300% above industry standards for other people of similar aptitude and intelligence
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little rizzlers’ to do his bidding
- Has every edition of GQ committed to memory
- Occasionally murders German backpackers and stores them under his floorboards
Tony: Yo Lance you’re not going to believe this, I just caught our Account Director jerking off in the stairwell whilst yelling out the words ‘key’ and ‘obviously’, while trying to catch his jizz in a Dixie cup!
Lance: What did I tell you Tony - the guy is a total Rizzler!
Lance: What did I tell you Tony - the guy is a total Rizzler!
by The McNugget Brothers May 30, 2014
by frscarlette December 18, 2022
by rizzlord123 December 1, 2022
by BobDabuilda_Can_we_build_it December 16, 2022
That guy in a wizard costume is a rizzler wizzler, he already has 5 girls and none of them are his girlfriend.
by YouHaveAbsolutelyNoRizz December 15, 2022
Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.
Edmund the Rizzler I want you.
by Felixanderz August 19, 2023