Ritz

When you have 6 puffs of a vape in 1 breath

Bro have a ritz so you can have a massive headspin

by Iloveritzing July 14, 2023

Ritz

Ritz is a slang used for a person that is of Hispanic and White ethnicity. Ritz derives from Ritz Crackers whcih are half crackers and half filled with flavor, like the mix of races. (see also Hybrid Hispanic)

"I'm half a cracka they call me Ritz"

by Ritz88 February 8, 2010

Ritz

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy

Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles

by Arizona boys March 15, 2020

Ritz

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

by MikeTheMush April 6, 2005

Ritz

Name for a kid named David Curly who thinks he is black. Hence the name Ritz like the cracker. He has no white people clothes and thinks he can "bust cap" on all us white people. See also wigger or wankster.

"Yo man look at my new all black NY Yankees hat!"
"You stupid Ritz!!!"

by A Kid April 1, 2005

Ritz

Boys that are fresh as fuck

Damn those boys are ritz they look fresh

by Ritz gang February 25, 2020

Ritz

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.

God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!

by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009