riot games

boosted monkeys working on game

mike: hey man i love riot games
eric: haha you're retarded, cy@

by zincry February 9, 2018

Riftan

Dragon slayer in the streets, sensitive guy in the sheets.

Me: That guy is so one-note
Them: No way, he's a total Riftan.

by Under the Palm Tree December 9, 2021

Yungbooty Riots: KATS

Yungbooty's death was confirmed by the President. The killer, now dead, was found to be a tigershark. There was outrage across the Nation after this information was released. This info (about the killer) was declared four days after Yung's death, and just 3 days afterwards, the first set of riots occurred in Maine. It was named K.A.T.S., or Kill All Tigersharks. This was the first riot, and the most brutal of the 8 major riots during the three month period.

The KATS Yungbooty Riots were insane! 1000s of people were killed then. The official name of the battle was, Yungbooty Riots: KATS.

by ThaWay June 27, 2021

Rita

Rita, wow. Rita is a special girl. She loves to play sports and loves music just as well. She has been through so much in her life. She is always going through something hard, but never loses hope. Rita is one of the greatest, realist people you’ll ever meet. Please keep her close. She doesn’t know or see how beautiful she is because she’s been hurt so much. She always compares her beauty to other girls when she is literally so beautiful. She just doesn’t know it yet.

Wow Rita keeps saying she’s not pretty but she’s the most beautiful girl to me, on the inside and out.

by waspoppin’ lil mamma December 15, 2019

Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them

The last of the 8 major Yungbooty Riots, and the line of gunpowder just ended. After this 1 day riot, the 4th World War began. On June 2nd, started a three year war on the Tigershark Uprising. The president gave formal permission, and this monstrosity of a war had just begun.

Chaos was amidst during the the last few days of the Yungbooty Riots. Yungbooty Riots: Last of Them, or the YB-LoT finally got the US to attack on the filths that are Tigersharks.

by ThaWay June 27, 2021

Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011

Riot Games

An indie company who refuses to nerf the broken champions in their game called League of Legends. ( 75% or more of their champions are broken)

The worst company in the world goes to Riot Games because their balance team is always on some drugs when they decide to go another patch without nerfing akali's damage.

by iChains December 6, 2018