by one eye monster April 30, 2009
Anal sex eight hours after you've fed your gal a good hot Indian curry - vindaloo works best!
"I fell into a burning ring of fire,
it went down down down and the flames went higher,
and it burned burned...
that ring of fire!"
~Johnny Cash
"I fell into a burning ring of fire,
it went down down down and the flames went higher,
and it burned burned...
that ring of fire!"
~Johnny Cash
by Pomacentrus December 10, 2009
A medical condition occurring around the anus after eating at the International Curry House or similar establishment.
by Anthem March 18, 2003
Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
by Jenny Bear March 18, 2005
The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.
Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"
by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
dude1- you want some chilli?
dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.
dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!
dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.
dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!
by realcelestialphoenix July 20, 2008
The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
by ffion red January 12, 2007