Riding Dirty

Walking around in public after shitting your pants.

"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."

by 808_anonymous February 14, 2012

Riding Dirty

Wearing underwear with skid marks on them

Chris- " Rachel dumped Matt!"
Brad- "Why? Was he riding dirty?"
Chris- "Yes"

by thenuggetbaby January 18, 2015

riding dirty

Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.

"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."

by UrbanDC February 1, 2008

riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz April 19, 2006

riding dirty

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

by Obutter April 3, 2012

Riding Dirty

When the length of a male's pubic hair surpasses the length of said male's penis.

"Hey man, do you think Charles is riding dirty?"

by Rotag McNeily August 31, 2006

ride dirty

(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with Lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to C-Block while wearing a flat brim hat

1. DUUUUUG, we ridin' dirty friday?
2. DUUUUUG, check out Riggz ridin' dirty with dem beat bids
3. DUUUUUG, Quiggins was ridin' dirty just last week when we were away
4. DUUUUUG, I just had spanish, its time to RIDE DIRTY brigga

by Lax Dragoon April 12, 2010