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Rich People Appliances 

An appliance that looks so sleek and state of the art that zero of the functions actually work. An appliance made for those who've never had to use them. Hydrovac for maid payers, coffee makers for people who never need to wake up.
My mother in law filled our house with these junk Rich People Appliances and now I have to pay to get rid of them!
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Rich people magic 

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
Rich people magic by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Rich White People 

See douchebag

All rich white people are douchebags, but not all white people are rich and/or douchebags. The amount of zero's of their net worth is the same and/or equal to the size of their ego
Jamal: Yo, did ya see Brad yesterday?

Zach: Nah, that pretentious jerk didn't hang out with us because he wanted to go sailing and gossip about the rest of us in the community to his hedge fuck friends who drive BMW's

Jamal: I don't mean to be racist, Yall all are white though, how come he sold you out like an Xbox?

Zach: Well Jamal, the thing is not all white people are the same, you got the regular whites who are down with the homies and the rich white people who are down with other rich white people, in other words, they ain't down with the homies. It's black and white, no pun intended.

Jamal: It's all good. Word.
Rich White People by QUSO2020 October 22, 2011

rich white people 

Hi rich white man... you must be from Connecticut
rich white people by edawg August 27, 2004

Rich White People 

noun - A socio-economic group characterized by high income and, or, net worth and sharing the common belief that they truly earned their grossly disproportionate wealth through hard work. Though easily identified by their lavish lifestyles they will vehemently deny their wealth. "I'm not rich" is their motto.

Currently, the vast majority are caucasian which accounts for the "white" descriptor in the phrase, but members of any race may meet the essential criteria for inclusion in this group. In the United States asians and indians are among the richest of "Rich White People" and represent a rapidly increasing percentage of the group.

Though not a violent group, their contempt for those outside of outside of their own group makes them a threat to anyone not sharing their status and beliefs. The only effective way

counter their threat is refrain to from buying from them, selling to them, or working for them.
"The amount that I have to reinvest in my business and feed my family is more like $600,000 ... and so by the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over ..."
-- Congressman John Fleming (Rich White People)

"I never got a job from a poor person."
-- Sean Hannity (Rich White People)
Rich White People by Poor White Boy September 16, 2012

White People Rich 

When you have big bucks; incredibly rich.
Person 1: Hey, why is Ferdinand Celebrityman adding spinning rims on his new jet ski?
Person 2: He’s been working to get rid of his excess money to seem more relatable to the people. He’s way too White People Rich.

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. 

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.