rice krispie

A fat, white, whore, preferably a young teenager, can also be over the age of 40.
Frannie is such a rice krispie.

Rice crispie's get around to much, in both ways.
by V-dal September 28, 2006
mugGet the rice krispiemug.

Rice krispies

Typical quiet, skinny asian kid. Probably doesnt know english and overall not very talkative.
-I asked that damn Asian girl whats the next lesson and after 20 seconds she answered me in fucking Japaneese!
-Fucking rice krispies
by Matrix 811 November 12, 2018
mugGet the Rice krispiesmug.

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
mugGet the Rice Krispy Treatmug.

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
mugGet the Condoleeza Rice Krispiesmug.

Rice Krispies Treat

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.
by Todd Branton December 15, 2008
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Hitting a rice krispy

when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.
by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 12, 2023
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Rice Krispies STD

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
mugGet the Rice Krispies STDmug.

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