When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
Get the Rice Krispies STD mug.Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
Get the Condoleeza Rice Krispies mug.when something is used up or gone to the extent where as it cant be used again, can also be used as an insult, and as a your mama joke.
abv. krispies
abv. krispies
c: "ah theres none left in there,"
b: "yeah theres some,"
o: "nah mate thats goners, its rice krispies!"
c: "your rice krispies"
b: "your gf is rice krispies"
c: "your gf is rice krispies!"
o: "your mamas rice krispies"
b: "yeah theres some,"
o: "nah mate thats goners, its rice krispies!"
c: "your rice krispies"
b: "your gf is rice krispies"
c: "your gf is rice krispies!"
o: "your mamas rice krispies"
by opoku fire October 20, 2010
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Get the Spaghetti Rice Krispies mug.Anorexic girls--when you fuck them, you hear the snap, crackle, pop of their malnourished bones breaking.
J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?
B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
by Fatti McGee April 26, 2014
Get the Rice Krispie mug.Rice krispie Syndrome- An ailment in which there is a snap, crackle or pop noise coming from ones joints when movement of the afflicted joints occur.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.
When Steve Benard McWrong bent down to pick up his car keys that he had dropped, his knees snap, crackled and popped. Steve should go the doctor because he may have Rice Krispie Syndrome.
by Lord of the lift March 30, 2014
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by super.wang November 22, 2010
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