Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

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too good for rice pudding

When someone, especially a woman, is too good for certain foods- especially average foods- and you just want to abruptly wake the bitch up from slumber and force feed said bitch dog food or spaghettios as criminal revenge

mossism

You never take me to "that" place

I'm too good for rice pudding!

What is this?

always orders out on your dollar- that biatch!

Lindt or Godiva honey! You know better!

by moss82 March 6, 2011

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