Rice Krispies STD 

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!

Rice Krispies STD by Turkeymash October 2, 2014

Condoleeza Rice Krispies 

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

Condoleeza Rice Krispies by clairem December 24, 2008

its rice krispies

when something is used up or gone to the extent where as it cant be used again, can also be used as an insult, and as a your mama joke.

abv. krispies

c: "ah theres none left in there,"
b: "yeah theres some,"
o: "nah mate thats goners, its rice krispies!"

c: "your rice krispies"
b: "your gf is rice krispies"
c: "your gf is rice krispies!"

o: "your mamas rice krispies"

its rice krispies by opoku fire October 20, 2010

Spaghetti Rice Krispies

Beans

I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!

tf

Spaghetti Rice Krispies by cianpoole52 October 28, 2022

Rice Krispie 

Anorexic girls--when you fuck them, you hear the snap, crackle, pop of their malnourished bones breaking.

J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?

B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.

Rice Krispie by Fatti McGee April 26, 2014

Rice Krispie Syndrome 

Rice krispie Syndrome- An ailment in which there is a snap, crackle or pop noise coming from ones joints when movement of the afflicted joints occur.
This syndrome is mostly commonly diagnosed in weightlifters.
This aliment was first discovered by Jarred Steele a famous and world renowned powerlifter and weightlifting philosopher from Georgia. Thus he coined/created the term Rice Krispie Syndrome.

When Steve Benard McWrong bent down to pick up his car keys that he had dropped, his knees snap, crackled and popped. Steve should go the doctor because he may have Rice Krispie Syndrome.

Rice Krispie Syndrome by Lord of the lift March 30, 2014

Rice Krispie Treat 

When an old lady sits on your face and gets bits of depends in your mouth, making for a glazed, crispy treat.

I just got a rice krispie treat from that cafeteria lady. It was delicious!

Rice Krispie Treat by super.wang November 22, 2010