restless bird syndrome

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

by jobens October 7, 2012

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder is a disorder where certain people(age group it mostly affects are middle schoolers and high schoolers)

Basically this disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. Have you ever thought: ‘My friends hate me’ ‘I’m not pretty enough’ ‘I’ll forever be alone’ ‘everyone hates me’. If so then you might be subjected to RD. do you think no one cares about you,or that you can’t stop thinking about this one negative thought on your mind that just won’t leave you alone. Than you have RD,your mind is basically so restless that it wants to make you miserable by making you think negative. It also can affect sleeping habits,eating habits,and social interactions. It’s like your mind hates you. These thoughts can come out of the blue or maybe because of a recent fight you had with a friend. This disorder can make make you push people away because you want you head to stop or you think that your protecting them from you. You isolate yourself from society and even you family(you won’t wanna be around anyone). It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control. You can have constant headaches and even migraines.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L March 17, 2018

Restless Vagina Syndrome

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007

restless blood

A woman who is addicted to sex that when she spends a lengthy time without it, she becomes almost crazy. This woman can do anything in her power to stabilize her blood, even, sleeping with a total stranger.

Karen: This is supposed to be our girls' night out, how come, we are not seeing Samantha again?

Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?

Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?

Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.

Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.

by Tonon October 22, 2011

Restless Anal Syndrome

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.

Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

by Seth J Hudnall October 5, 2021

Restless Leg Syndrome

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.

A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

by joegunnar March 12, 2011

restless

When you want to settle down but your mind is bouncing off the walls.

That restless bitch stole ma wheels and done did fall asleep in it!

by Sir Cody Conflict January 12, 2008