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reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
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Reversed Boner

a reversed boner is me with math
"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!
by transkingleo August 7, 2018
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Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…
Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2025
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