Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.
Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.
by Say Tech-E September 09, 2005
by Cramhead July 04, 2009
a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.
"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."
by Beadybutt May 26, 2006
A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
by yes juanito yes May 17, 2015
A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
Noun: Returd
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
Noun: Returd
by Reba Dee September 06, 2008
by gibzzz March 22, 2007
A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
by foxwoot September 19, 2006