Returd

Someone of ultimate extent of being a moronic individual past of that who is considered a "retard", and also a clumsy spaz. Not having to do with being mentally challenged or impaired, a RETURD is vast in a level of stupidity.

Philip: Haha, did you just see what happened to Ryan? That dude just tried to jump off the building upside-down.
Allen: Yeah, I saw it. That guy is definitely a returd.

by Say Tech-E September 24, 2005

Returd

When you poop and wipe your butt and then have to poop some more.

"God damn returds cost us half a roll of toilet paper, Mr. President!"

by Cramhead July 3, 2009

Returd

a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.

"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returded

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

returd

A combination of a RETARD and a TURD

person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!

person 2: Shut up, returd

by gibzzz March 27, 2007

returded

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.

"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"

by foxwoot September 19, 2006