returd 

Dumb as shit.

Tom is a returd.

returd by Dr Jazz July 7, 2008

returd 

Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.

I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.

returd by Susstainable fuel May 22, 2010

Returd 

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

Returd by ahoythar. September 24, 2010

Returd 

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

Returd by Jaidee June 19, 2006

returd 

Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above

returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)

i am returding

returd by thejeesh June 15, 2020

Returd 

I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us

Returd by DaveyG1986 June 28, 2007

returd 

a piece of crap that slides out of the anus with little direction and maximum splashback

i totally just returded and had to purchase a new toilet seat

returd by I will suck for crack June 10, 2009