retardos

derived from the word Retard and put in spic form. Can only be used by cool kids such as N&S. If you are called retardos, it usually means that you are homosexual and stupid and you deserve an ass fuck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing whore(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. These services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. Leprechauns will make deals with you and you're advised not to agree.

crack head: you're retardos man
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos

on and on and on and on....

by gay flyner January 30, 2005

retardo

Someone who goes beyond the retard to a point of full retardation otherwise known as Archie McNicol

**Person says something retarded**
"RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!RETARDO!!!" x 20

by McNicolisretard March 2, 2016

Retardo Eduardo

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Retardo DaVinci

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Ultimativos Retardos

The ultimate form of retardation.

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS

by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020

El Retardo

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.

Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.

by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

by my buddies January 19, 2009