room of requirement

a room, closet, hollowed out wall, loose floorboard, or any other various type of empty space that can be used to hide illegal, secret, private, or otherwise undesirable items.

"yo, where are you keeping the beer?"

"in my room of requirement underneath the floorboard in my closet"

by PJ Seeds June 16, 2008

rediscovered requirement

n. A requirement that existed when the project began, but was missed/ignored by the people implementing the project and they were later called on it.

My Professor took 10 points off my project for this, but this rediscovered requirement didn't surface until after the project was turned in!

by Paul E May 29, 2008

a-hole requirement

Some has reached there a**hole requirement for the day and now are being straight up jerks.

Dude you already reached your a-hole requirement for the day so chill

by Chip which March 29, 2021

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

by JJJAL August 20, 2019

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009