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Renata Bliss

"I can now freestyle dance thanks to my freestyle dance teacher, Renata Bliss."
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free rental

The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.

While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.

To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.

For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.

It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 17, 2009
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gamestop rental

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I bought Halo Reach with the intent of doing a gamestop rental. I wasn't able to finish it, but it was the last day to return it for a refund. So I returned it. Went to a different gamestop and "rented" another copy. Beat it the next day and returned that copy for a full refund.
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Low Rental Soldiers

Low Rental Soldiers is a homegrown gang that started in the early 70s to protect themselves among other gangs. LRS formed in the Charlie Hill Terrace project holmes. LRS is a multi generational gang that also goes by diff names. L.R.S., Low Renta Goons, Low Boys, LRS Family, and Low Rentaz Bloods. Low Rental Soliders has splintered to several diff subsets cliques. Most go by some of the above mentioned names. LRS is affiliated with different piru in blood sets since 2006. Low Rental Soliders are notorious for drugs,robbery, assualts, and murders. There allies consists of the Carson kiwi boys or C.K. which is also a multi generational gang. Both gang share a lot of the same family memebers. There rivals consits of several homegrown gangs Love Joy, BDC, Lintown, and GBS. National Gang rivals consists of Gangster Disciples and Crips.
by Low Rental Soldiers December 28, 2017
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Renegade FPV

Classified as rebels or outlaws. We are a UK based drone building, engineering and development company that breaks loose from the norm and does not give two fucks about convention. Outcasts who care not about what anybody thinks or says about us.
That Renegade FPV makes some epic drones. Amazing quality.
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