1. a synonym for "failure"; often paired with the word "epic"
2. the name of Bella and Edward Cullen's demon-spawn from the last book of the Twilight series
2. the name of Bella and Edward Cullen's demon-spawn from the last book of the Twilight series
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Half-pire daughter of Bella & Edward Cullen (see Twilight franchise-cult).
Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.
Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.
Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Jodecahedron, Tanquerae, and Renesmee were arrested on the ave. last night hoeing for crystal meth!!
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*spoilers*
A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
*spoilers*
A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
Fan 1: "Man, what was Stephenie Meyers thinking? Renesmee Carlie? That goes together like giraffes and post-it notes."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
by nonabugg October 17, 2008
Get the Renesmee mug.Some mutant hybrid baby, introduced in Breaking Dawn, and spawned by Bella Swan and Edward Cullen of the Twilight series. She is imprinted on by Jacob Black (a known pedophile in the small town of Forks) a few minutes after she was born, guaranteeing her some hot werewolf action with him after she is seven years old. Her nickname is Nessie.
Jacob Black used to picture Bella naked and wanted to do her but since she is taken, he chose the next best thing, which of COURSE was to go for her daughter Reneesme, who, by the way, is like two years old. Nice.
by chapstixx October 21, 2008
Get the reneesme mug.the demon spawn of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the Twilight Saga's fourth installment 'Breaking Dawn' AKA the fail boat. She is half human half vampire. She has curly locks, brown eyes and a rapid pulse. She can let you see images in your mind by touching you. She loves the taste of human blood and she grows at a rapid speed until she reaches maturity. She is also the pedophilia love of Jacob Black's life.
by killa_k_ October 9, 2008
Get the renesme mug.The Beautiful offspring of Edward Anthony Cullen and Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan (now Cullen too). She was concieved the day of Edward and Bella's honeymoon in "Breaking Dawn" the fourth book in the Twilight Series by the Goddess Stephenie Meyer. Renesmee or "Nessie" as nicknamed by Jacob Black has Edward's color hair, Charlie Swan's curls, Bella's human eyes (Chocolate brown). She has Edward's facial features and she is half human half vampire (on the count of Bella had her when she was still human). She will reach maturity at 7 years of age and then countinue to live without any physical change. She has a beating heart, strong skin like only a vampire could have, she has rosy cheeks like human Bella did and she has a "special vampire gift".
And then her body was suddenly still under my hands, though her breathing picked up roughly and her heart continued to thud. I realized the stillness meant that it was over. The internal beating was over. It must be out of her.
It was.
Edward whispered, "Renesmee"
So Bella'd been wrong. It wasn't a boy as she'd imagined. No big surprise there. What hadn't she been wrong about? I didn't look away from her red-spotted eyes, but i felt her hands lift weakly.
"Let me...," she croaked in a broken whisper."Give her to me"
I guess i would have known that he would always give her what she wanted, no matter how stupid her request might be. But i didn't dream he would listen to her now. So i didn't think to stop him.
Something warm touched my arm. That right there should have caught my attention. Nothing felt warm to me.
But i couldn't look away from Bella's face. She blinked and then stared, finally seeing something. She moaned out a strange, weak croon.
"Renes...mee. So...Beautiful."
And then she gasped-gasped in pain.
By the time i looked, it was too late. Eward had snatched the warm, bloody thing out of her limp arms. My eyes flickered across her skin. It was red with blood- the blood that had flowed from her mouth, the blood smeared all over the creature, and fresh blood welling out of a tiny double-cresent bite mark just over her left breast.
"No, Renesmee," Edward murmured, like he was teaching the monster manners.
I didn't look at him or it. I watched Bella as her eyes rolled back into her head.
With a last ga-lump, her heart faltered and went silent.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen's Birth from Jacob Black's Perspective. (Breaking Dawn, Pages 352-353)
It was.
Edward whispered, "Renesmee"
So Bella'd been wrong. It wasn't a boy as she'd imagined. No big surprise there. What hadn't she been wrong about? I didn't look away from her red-spotted eyes, but i felt her hands lift weakly.
"Let me...," she croaked in a broken whisper."Give her to me"
I guess i would have known that he would always give her what she wanted, no matter how stupid her request might be. But i didn't dream he would listen to her now. So i didn't think to stop him.
Something warm touched my arm. That right there should have caught my attention. Nothing felt warm to me.
But i couldn't look away from Bella's face. She blinked and then stared, finally seeing something. She moaned out a strange, weak croon.
"Renes...mee. So...Beautiful."
And then she gasped-gasped in pain.
By the time i looked, it was too late. Eward had snatched the warm, bloody thing out of her limp arms. My eyes flickered across her skin. It was red with blood- the blood that had flowed from her mouth, the blood smeared all over the creature, and fresh blood welling out of a tiny double-cresent bite mark just over her left breast.
"No, Renesmee," Edward murmured, like he was teaching the monster manners.
I didn't look at him or it. I watched Bella as her eyes rolled back into her head.
With a last ga-lump, her heart faltered and went silent.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen's Birth from Jacob Black's Perspective. (Breaking Dawn, Pages 352-353)
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