Relic

One who wears batty shorts

What a fuckin relic!

by dij February 18, 2003

relic

A man's sexual object.

Lad, that big money moth, She get a belt of the relic.

by twaddleman. November 20, 2014

Relicate

rel-uh‐kit

adjective
Off the charts amazing.

Man, her ass is relicate!

by Bcory April 13, 2020

Mad Relic

Something that’s old/out of style.

“We finna have a show and tell in Mrs.Bicklebicks class today? shieet, that’s mad relic....”

by D-Maul August 22, 2018

New relic

Referring to a Granny chaser who has just acquired his latest squeeze.

"Dude I totally got me a new relic last night".
"Man you be acquiring more new relics than an archaeologist".

by Totem_Snacks October 25, 2019

holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

Relics of Uden

The prizes of humanity. Holy mounds. Known as boobs.

Mike: Dude did you see the relics of uden on her?
Ryan: Those weren't just relics. Those were the relics of uden vale!

by UdenVale June 25, 2009