Skip to main content

Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
mugGet the Faarken Reeetard mug.

Reecetard

A retard of the highest caliber. Have you EVER met anyone named Reece that isn't a retard?.....me neither. Not only are they retarded, but they're Reecetarded. Only good for mind numbing, repetitive jobs like drilling holes in metal, or being used as a human dartboard due to being Reecetarded. Probably a virgin aswell just to make them that more Reecetarded.
"That lad over there is that awkward, he goes in abandoned buildings to shit..... what a fucking Reecetard!"
by James Hard-on March 9, 2024
mugGet the Reecetard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email