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Ravioli Regret 

The sex act in which one partner wears a chef's hat while the other scats upon a serving tray. Add grated Parmesan to flavor and serve.
Put down the tarp Agnes, it's been a while since we did the Ravioli Regret.
Ravioli Regret by Ike Diamonds August 5, 2017

i don't want no ravioli 

Fuck you I don't want no ravioli. Uhh I don't want it. (It's a vine of a little kid saying I don't want no ravioli)
What's for dinner.

Ravioli

I don't want no ravioli nigga.
i don't want no ravioli by A5 SNK January 13, 2015

TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.
TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.
TOASTED Ravioli by MO2CA September 29, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Texas Ravioli 

A non-consensual sexual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. Only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. Experienced Ravioli givers are commonly dubbed Chef Boyardees.
I took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president's hand, but to my dismay I discovered that I had been subjected to a Texas Ravioli. Chef Boyardee had struck again.
Any object that contains something else inside of it.
Ex. Pop tart, burrito, avocado, the human body

The earth is a ravioli , because of the magma center.