Rapturbation

Due to the near unanswerable question of "What is it called if you rape you're own clone? Rape or masturbation?" a new word has been invented to answer this question.

I totally rapturbated last night.

Rapturbation? Is that legal?

by IXTakaXI October 18, 2009

Rapture

A place where a man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow.

Welcome to Rapture.

by Peaches Wilkins March 22, 2009

rapturefarian

A person who is so convinced of the world's imminent demise that they pollute, waste, litter, and generally don't care.

Mark:"Man, I can't believe that guy is driving a hummer"
Peter:"Yeah i hate those Rapturefarians!"

by Mikkel NIelsen May 26, 2008

Office Rapture

This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.

"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."

by GorgeousPC August 21, 2013

Rapture sex

The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.

Date: May 22 2011

Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!

Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.

by coolnwo1 August 6, 2011

Raportunist

A sober person who takes advantage of drunk people to get laid.

Hey Phileasha I think Brian is a raportunist, he totally went into that room with the drunk girl.

by Suzannimals August 21, 2016

Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009