nasty ranchero

When giving a girl a cumshot, the man will fill the girl's mouth with cum and then immediately deep throat her and pull out, causing her to cough out all the cum. Makes a large mess.

Kate was ready to drink my milkshake, but I quickly gave her a nasty ranchero.

by Ron Jermey August 13, 2007

emo ranchero

A Mexican who dresses like their abuelo, but under that button up has a three days grace, linkin park, or disturbed t shirt

“Dawg, Jose is giving me some weird vibes?”
“He was doing yard work to disturbed and the next song was los huracanes del norte”

“He’s just a emo ranchero”

by May 28, 2021

Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt August 31, 2010

huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

by CLO July 4, 2005

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 11, 2006

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 9, 2017