Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

Spamton

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by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

Raeda

!!! The owl house season 2 spoilers!!!

Raine and Eda they're so in love I'm gonna cry I love them

Raeda *crying noises*

by Someone🤔 August 17, 2021

Financially raped

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.

Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.

by JTHAO July 5, 2009

Rapeday

Whoever created this is sick to the head. Many girls and boys have to suffer with trauma from thing like this! Stay safe everyone

Girl 1: Did you know that they've made 24th April national rapeday?

Girl 2: Eww why would they do that, that's pure disgusting

by Alicia Hutchinson🤍 April 20, 2021

Raeda

Latin. A type of carriage that is frequently and for long periods of time stuck in a ditch.

Raeda in fossa est. Adhuc.

by Puella Americana September 6, 2012