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roshambo 

It's when 2 guys are arguing over something, and they "roshambo" for it. It goes like this, the 1st person kicks the other person in the nuts as hard as they can, and the other person kicks the 1st person in the nuts as hard as they can. Whoever goes down first loses and the other person gets the object/thing/person they were roshamboing for. *This CANNOT work with girls, it would be meaningless*
"Hey, I want the pizza!"
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"

"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."
roshambo by David717 April 29, 2008

Roshambo 

Roshambo or Rochambeau: phonetic French for rock-paper-scissors.
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)
A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.
Roshambo by Mike December 28, 2005

roshambo 

when people fight by kicking each other in the nuts. it ends when somebody falls to the ground.
ill roshambo you for 5 bucks if i win you pay me if you win i pay you
roshambo by neon deion November 16, 2006

roshambo 

Paper Rock Skizors, its french you retards.
*punches you in the boob*
Ok, my turn... ROSHAMBO!
roshambo by PBR June 8, 2004

roshambo 

when two males kick each other in the nuts usually over something the used loser is the one who gives up or says I quit or screen
what you meant played roshambo and underwear over who's going to play Grand Theft Auto 5 first
roshambo by asskickassss December 29, 2013

roshambo 

When two people are disputing or having argument over an object or item. It is a game/challenge which two people take turns to kick each other in the nuts. The winner is the person who is left standing and he/she wins the argument or dispute.
Hey i saw it first..

NO you didn't..

Yes i did..

Well lets roshambo for it you inuiet!!
roshambo by TeazOne December 16, 2010