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The Rex Ryan

when you dress up as your brother and fuck his girlfriend.
Tom- How did you get with your brother's girlfriend melanie?

John- Simple, I pulled The Rex Ryan.
by Dorothy Babson November 28, 2010
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Rex Rules

A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.

Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:

* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
by bdollarsign December 8, 2017
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Rex roof

Rex roof there’s no one alike him. He has a lot of energy and will never give up.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.
Defined Rex Roof would rather have loyalty love love
by Trippieroof March 24, 2021
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Rex Ryan

The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.

Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
"Did you see that Rex Ryan interview? Fucking greatness. That guy never dissapoints"
by Tokisaurus January 26, 2010
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rex rage

he mutes me in discord for no reason :(
rex rage told me to shut up when i was happily talking to dab and i didnt do anything wow
by SORAXE May 21, 2019
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Rex roof

Rex roof is a kid that has a lot of energy and will never give up.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.
Defined “Rex roof once said he’d rather have loyalty then love.
by Rex roof March 24, 2021
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Rex Rally

A fight worthy of a Kings name. Ends up really messing up your opponents so badly, that all the ladies will be loving you for generations to come.
Let's Rex rally that motherfucker!
by Henry_G_Darren May 26, 2023
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