ret

Really, reyte, r8 or whatever. Terms used by chavs a lot.

Chav1: 'ave u eva bin 2 dat club downtown??/

Chav2: ye itz 'ret' gud init.

by Joe the 'mosher/goff/mop'ead/emo dude. August 15, 2006

Ret

Adjective-To be mentally disabled or just plain out DUMB

Example-Your such a RET!

Verb-To run around like you have a mental problem

Example-I'm going to go outside and RET.
Noun-A person named Barrack Obama

Example-Our president is RET.

Adjective-Example-Your such a RET

Verb-Example-I'm going to go outside and RET

Noun-Example-Our president is RET.

by Zulu2899 November 27, 2011

rets

parents, takin from rent,they make u pay rent

the rets are makin me move out

by pisto and cdawg May 18, 2003

ru ret

Ru ret is short for 'russian retard'.

plural: ru rets

Since being a russian is disgusting by itself, you can call someone a ru ret to make them feel bad.

Damn ru ret scammed me for my Karambit.

- *unintelligible rage on the mic*
- Shut the fuck up you ru ret!

- Hey what's up man ?
- Nothing, just playing some Siege.
- Winning ?
- Nah, I got ru rets on my team..
- Feelsbadman..

- Hi, thanks for adding me. How may I help you ?
- Hello) plz like foto))
- Fucking ru ret..
*deletes from friends*

by the flying keys December 14, 2016

ret con

Short for "retroactive continuity". When an author, usually of a long running series, decides to reframe some past event for the sake of the current story.

Like deciding in Spider-Man 3 that Sandman actually killed Peter Parker's Uncle back in Spider-Man 1.

The ret con backstory for Spike in Buffy was awesome. But trying to ret con Flint Marko into Spider-Man's origin is retarded.

by JayDub CA June 30, 2009

ret to go

Ready to go

you ret to go?

by Matt H. March 24, 2004

ret con

to take previously known facts of a plot, then change the interpretation of it to fit new facts that are more curently convient to the writer, for no real reason.

Common occurrence on Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer

by Heather April 24, 2004