Performing random actions in hopes of meeting a lover's or spouse's unspoken expectations. If you ask, "What's wrong?" and your lover/spouse says "Nothing," a rain dance is often more productive than further conversation.
'Hey, is your wife speaking to you yet?" "Oh yeah, I did a two day rain dance over the weekend, cleaned up the attic and the yard and the trailer, one of them must have been what she wanted 'cause I got laid Sunday night."
by Norm de Plume May 22, 2018
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by veggiemonstah October 3, 2011
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Anal rain dance is a sexual term used on the show Sons of Anarchy, but showrunner Kurt Sutter says he made it up to avoid censorship.
Some of those porn scenes on Sons of Anarchy look like they're about to lead to an Anal Rain Dance!!
Georgie Caruso ruined Louann Delaney's business and then killed her just after the SOA members got it turned back around to make a profit; I bet no more Anal Rain Dances were filmed in Charming after the club got rid of Georgie!!!
Some of those porn scenes on Sons of Anarchy look like they're about to lead to an Anal Rain Dance!!
Georgie Caruso ruined Louann Delaney's business and then killed her just after the SOA members got it turned back around to make a profit; I bet no more Anal Rain Dances were filmed in Charming after the club got rid of Georgie!!!
by LBM1985 May 29, 2018
Get the Anal rain dance mug.God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
by DBCdestroyers September 19, 2011
Get the White Man Rain Dance mug.The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"
Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.
by TheCraw2 September 23, 2009
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"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."
by Metallijosh November 11, 2014
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by The Great V October 8, 2008
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