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quist

to bum fuck someone with your toe
ahh jonny depp just gave me a really good quisting...
by Nun wars October 31, 2010
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quist

A dirty vagina (usually fishy) in a state of arrousal.
by ooohsonasty November 28, 2010
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quist

also known as Life and Times

1. to have an abnormally busy social life when concerning women.

2. a pothead pimp or junkie playa

3. also "pulling a quist" denotes having more than 3 calls interupt eachother when on the phone.
1. "yo, dude, what the fuck was up yesterday man? i couldnt reach you"

*shrugs* "life and times man, you know how it is"


2. "what are you doing on the phone for so long you dirty quist?"
by DorianEzra June 7, 2005
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quist

He drank too much tequila after the black-tie dinner and ended up quisting all over 3rd Avenue.
by Sushi Pants June 11, 2006
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Mrs Quist

Mrs Quist is an evil science teacher dictator who will brainwash you into ‘talk to learn.’ Once she has the whole school in her control even the supreme leader she calls ‘mama j’ she will create the Quist dynasty that will conquer the world!
by www.QuistPaparazziNetwork.gov January 21, 2019
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Allen quist

Allen quist

1. Politician

2. Current republican favorite for GoP

3. Man who believes dinosaurs and man co-existed and that there is scientific proof of dragons.
Republican: Vote for allen quist

Sane human being: Isn't he the guy who believes in dragons?

Republican: Of course everyone knows dragons and gods are real
by Blarny August 16, 2012
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Du Quist

A German phrase possibly meaning "You suck Dick."Invented on the fly during a test taken by the great visionary, Andrew Perry
by Johan Bartendel November 4, 2003
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