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Lucifer's Quinoa

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
by dad b September 15, 2017
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quinoa mom

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
by Soup Starr May 6, 2017
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Quinton Pezzino

A smart, kind, and funny Italian
Person 1: "see that Italian over there"
Person 2: "yay, he's Quinton Pezzino"
Person 1 : "I wish I was him, he's cool"
by ThatOneUrbanDictionaryGuy October 21, 2020
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Quinones

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
by Traved 12 April 30, 2014
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Quinton

Quinton may look very tough on the outside, making jokes, fighting, claims he is sexy, and “gets hoes”. But really deep inside Quinton is a very nice guy that will sit and listen to you problems. He treats everyone with respect even if sometimes it feels like he doesn't, I promise he does. He has gone through some messed up stuff, but he doesn’t let it effect the way he treats his homies.
by Yeeyeyeeyeyeye May 7, 2020
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Quintonis1

"Quintonis1 really ate that shart??"
by number2moderator October 29, 2020
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quinton griggs

the hottest, finest man alive😍 he is the best at eye rolling and hitting the woah very aggressively. he also has big dick power🤷🏼 ♀️ he is packin
quinton griggs is so hot, he is also packing.
by quinton griggs big dick July 2, 2020
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