Quidditch

A real man's sport

"I got hit in the head by a bludger playing quidditch!"

"Dude, that's wicked man!"

by sfscredence January 29, 2017

Quidditch

when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants

OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!

by sharpie51 March 31, 2009

Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.

Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.

by Option 22 February 4, 2020

Quidditch

Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.

Damn baby I see u wit that new septum ring, lets play some quidditch

by The real 61 January 5, 2020

Quidditch Offseason

The period of time from the end of one quidditch season to the start of the next one. As its the only sport in harry potter, sports fans at hogwarts are left with nothing to watch during these six or so months.

similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.

Ron: turn off espn. all they're showing is highlights from last month's quidditch championship

harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.

by buttclops March 21, 2010

Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 12, 2021

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010