quatch

Synonym for "coach".

"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

quatch

a term used to refer to a woman's unusually hairy vagina. taken from the word sasquatch. or just a word to substitute for vagina, pussy, cunt, twat etc.

SASQUATCH - SAS = QUATCH

Dude, last night i got so drunk and sassed Kelly's quatch. It looked like she was smuggling Chewbacca in her underwear!

OR

Dude, i finally got the quatch last night. It was pretty tight

by skid69dawg July 30, 2009

quatch

slang used for "Sasquatch" around the campus of Toronto's Ryerson University, used to describe the massive beast like creatures in around the downtown core. Can also be used as an adjective.

Yo did you see that god damn quatch , he ate the hot dog vendor

Man, i got quatched on that exam

by UTPTurtle December 07, 2005

quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

by Led Man November 02, 2005

nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010

quatch hambees

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

Andrew Quatch

An LG Slaying manwhore known to prowl across gay, small, pulpmill filled towns. He has never dated a woman over the age of 12 and is known to have discovered the sasQUATCH. Just to have loud kinky buttsex inside of its chest cavity.

Andrew Quatch wanted to try out something tricky tonight, like licking eachothers buttholes.

by CamB January 04, 2013