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QB Sneak

You’re having sex with a girl, finish on her face and then immediately roll out to grab a towel and then drop back with it and throw it at her face as she’s already blinded.
Hey man I was with Chelsea and hit a QB Sneak!
by MC2020 October 8, 2023
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Q.B.S.

Quivering Butthole Syndrome. A condition in which the individual has uncontrollable quivering, or twitching of the anus. In severe cases the entire perineal area is involved in these spasms.
Today Jesse had to call in to work due to a severe flare up of his poorly treated Q.B.S. his anus simply wouldn't quit twitching and leaking fluids.
by Creg F. Tranton February 21, 2022
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snorty QB girl

A girl who has, for some unknown reason, an inability to breathe or use her respiratory and nasal passages correctly. This is particular obvious in quiet surrounding such as lectures or supervisions, where large coughs and snorts can be heard emerging from the individual. Sometimes a hand may be used to wipe in a vigorous fashion any beads of snort that appear on the end of the nose.

The whole activity and perhaps what some scientists say is a mating ritual, is usually finished with a large flourish of coughing up phlegm from the back of the throat and chesty snorts and grunts to contain the large volume of mucus in the mouth.
Today, I sat next to snorty QB girl. It was totally gross, I couldn't hear a word of the lecture.

I heard snorty QB girl like to make those noises when giving head. I probably swallows

Skater boy: I totally dig snoty QB girl
Other boy: I take cock, do you?
Skater boy: only if you can cough my load up as loud as she can
by John trapper May 13, 2009
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sari.qb

sari is attracted to wolves specifically the one from genshin impact
“hey did you see the person dressed up as a valberry?”

“it’s sari.qb isnt it…”

“yep!”
by occsiantnakclok September 2, 2021
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system QB

A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed
Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan
by PHJM December 29, 2007
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by samawesomesauce December 17, 2023
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