pyroclasm

A volcano's orgasm/ejaculation, aka pyroclastic flow.

The jet engines of the planes crashing into the twin towers on 9/11 were completely vaporized by the great pyroclasm.

by pagenotes June 12, 2017

pyroclastic nasty blasty

When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.

"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Pyroclastic Cloud

A Pyroclastic Cloud is a term borrowed from volcanoes. It is also used to refer to a restroom occurence, most applicable for men. This would be when you are in need of performing a bowel movement, and it is urgent for one reason or another (this usually happens on a hot day), and you rush to the restroom, and to save time you pull down your shorts while you are bending to sit down, your nose travells directly through the plume of groinal sweat odors released from your underwear.

Bill: Hey Jim, I just ran to pinch of a load and got stuck in the pyroclastic cloud.

Jim: Oh man, thats sick, slow down next time, let it disperse.

by Shake Zula May 24, 2005

pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii

A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.

I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.

by flyboi737 March 10, 2018

Pyrocleptic

Someone who steals lighters. They light their smoke and then put your lighter into their pocket.

I wanted to smoke one but Amanda went pyrocleptic on my lighter again. She is such a hobo.

by djkrunch!!!!! April 6, 2022

pyrocleptopobic

The fear of someone stealing your lighter

John was so, pyrocleptopobic that had to go back to using matches.

by Mariussincalvious June 24, 2025