PYKAG

Lingo relating to the Bravo TV's "Top Chef". Every episode reaches its climax in the last 5 minutes when the bottom cheftestants are at judges' table; viewers wait apprehensively for host Padma Lakshmi to utter, "(Name), Pack Your Knives And Go." Thus, when a cheftestant gets eliminated, they are "pykag'd".

Did you watch Top Chef last night? Eli got pykag'd!

by Teresa from OK November 28, 2009

pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

Pukeanuke

An uncontollable case of vomiting that gives no warning and is accompanied by an extremely loud purging sound, simlilar to an explosion.

I could tell Billy had had too much to drink when he pukeanuked all over our pizza.

by Jimmythegimp January 17, 2011

Pukearrhea

Puking and having diarrhea at the same time.

Dude, I got food poisoning. And I've had pukearrhea all day.

by KJ29X April 7, 2011

pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.

"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

by tsmithh February 13, 2008

pokeaholic

someone who constantly is poking people on facebook

Brittany is a pokeaholic, she pokes me 5 to 7 times a day

by i_lost_the_game March 30, 2010

Pokeaphobia

1) The fear of poking someone on Facebook or the fear of being poked by someone on Facebook.
2) The fear that poking someone of like gender implies your sexual preference

Stanley's Pokeaphobia prevented him from poking Jagger on Facebook.

by BHJ1911 September 29, 2010