putinstat

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.

You hear about that new putinstat.

by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

putinisk

Shady, hypicritical, out for self. Contradictory, narcissistic; a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone not to be trusted.

His putinisk attitude was a total turn off.

by girlunknown November 16, 2015

Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.

Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it

by JoaC89 February 25, 2022

putinstinct

Your instinctive reaction to a situation related to Vladimir Putin.

I don't know man, use your putinstinct...

by Noedar March 29, 2016

Ah-Putinistic

State of mind when a person, generally the head of big superpower country blames the head of a big superpower country of being a war monger after having destroyed 4 countries in war.

Vlad - I am going to disarm and demilitarize krane
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak

by Amitized March 4, 2022

Putinism

Used to describe a blatant lie and then deflect criticism by blaming others

Donald Trump was guilty of blatant putinism when discussing his tax returns with legal team.

by Dongbottle February 16, 2022

Putinism

To be stupid and lie. Retarded.

Teacher: Shelly! That is complete putinism!

by Stickybug February 25, 2022