pussytard

adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

by hehnehseees February 20, 2011

pussytax

Money you pay to keep your girlfriend/woman satisfied or which you have spend on gifts, perfume, dope and jewellery to keep her from diggin someone else.

1. I paid all my pussytax for the next two months. I'm safe.

by lourenço September 13, 2004

pussytastic

Another way to describe something good.

Did you see the Mariners game? Hiro was pussytastic

by hellomissmoore February 15, 2008

pussycakes

Someone who possesses the characteristics of a pussy and/or someone who gives excuses to get out of doing shit.

Mick: "Hey Bret, wanna play football with us?"
Bret: "I'm too sore to play football..."
Mick: "Awwwww... Pussycakes!"

by TroyBradshaw November 11, 2009

pussy talk back

queef, pussy fart, where you fuck a girl and get air inside the pussy then it queefs, thus fa da pussy be talkin back

i hit her from the back and made the pussy talk back

by koo-laid August 7, 2010

pussywanker

When one does what the wife says he should do.

Staying home instead of going out drinking with the fellas.

by Ullemanden October 1, 2004

pussylala

An alternative, and more exotic version of the standard 'pussy' or 'pussole'.

Someone who is a melt.

'Oi Gary, did you know that Deano didn't ask Sarah to the cinema'

'Oh ffs Deano, what an absolute Pussylala'

by K_O July 11, 2016