Pussywhitteled

A complete Clusterfuck of an action or situation.

1: Guy 1 "Dude! That guy just walked into a door then slipped on the ice"
Guy 2 "He Pussywhitteled "

2: Coming out of the store to find that someone hit your parked car

"Someone Pussywhitteled it!"

by Nicknackss March 7, 2010

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

pussywhipped

adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.

Jeff won't come to our tailgate party. He's so pussywhipped Alex Karras sent him a sympathy card!

by Nappy Martin November 30, 2003

Pussywhipped Speed

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

pussywhipped

When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".

Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.

by Dragonic, Master Storm, Fire-X April 15, 2006

Pissyshits

A defecation of a particularly liquid nature, often caused by diarrhoea.

"Christ, I didn't half get the pissyshits on the way back from Egypt!"

by Craig Drewcock December 19, 2006

pussybait

n.- An item, concept, or part of speech that lures copious amounts of female genitalia to a person for subsequent utilization.

Ian- Hey Ed, did you put that video of you crumping to the Bieb's song "Baby" on FB yet?

Ed- FaSheeznits, that shit is straight pussybait. Oh hold up, wait a minute, this honey Kandi is bout to hit me up.

by Hu Phlung Dung February 18, 2011